Hehe, this is so shades of "Antony" Hopkins. Gwyneth Paltrow refers to Billy Joel as "William". Seriously, no matter how well meaning, Ms. Paltrow's GOOP ghostwriter (or publicist) needs to nip this sort of pretense in the bud. [EW]
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