It's been a long day. Nah, a long life. Alyssa Shelasky, resident Glamour philosophe, gets through tough days in the Hamptons by reminding herself how Carl Jung once said, "Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness." [Glamour]
God. That blog reads like a teen's livejournal and her life is sort of a joke. Can't one of these bitches be like, completely fucking nuts? I'd read that. Like Amy Winehouse? Can someone please get Amy Winehouse a blog? Maybe some Anne Heche?
And good girl, Alyssa. I'm glad you know you're not going to get a job after this one.