It's Barbie, Bitch

So I tried my damndest to build that Barbie electric chair, but it was so hard. It involved a hacksaw and steel epoxy (which is smeared all over my laptop, and my wrists keep sticking to it). I got the electricity to work, but the wires wouldn't get hot enough to burn the damn doll. But I really wanted to destroy Barbie (and Ken and his "kid brother" Tommy), so video stud Alex Goldberg and I collaborated on simply setting their faces on fire... with a Britney Spears soundtrack.

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