- The market sucked hard and foreigners are regretting ever having anything to do with our economy.
- Candidate Clinton is coming under fire for talking out of both sides of her mouth re nukes but the Bush Administration has left things so fucked it doesn't really matter.
- And yeah, nobody's shopping anymore, not even the teens.
- Speaking of whom: they're totally over the sports.
- Eddie Vedder is our new crush.
- Jurassic Park, for real this time.
- The Gap laid off enough people that its staff will soon be around the size it was the year Janeane Garofalo worked there.