Is There A Piranha In Your Cubicle?

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Lawyer Diane Benussi has a warning for "salarymen" who unexpectedly hit it off with a female employee at holiday party: Beware the Office Piranha. According to stories in both the Telegraph and Daily Mail, Ms. Benussi deals with an increasing number of cases which involve single women chasing their baby-daddies for child support. She claims that many of these women are devious man-eaters. "A piranha will hang on for the kill and will rip any man to shreds," says Ms. Benussi. She explains that they look for a "high-earning, high-flying, high-virility man who will place a ring on their finger." Many of these women don't care if he's married or not, she says, and chances are this hookup may have already happened. Like, say, Christmas? Or New Year's Eve? "Office parties are a brilliant opportunity for [a piranha] to lead a colleague astray," she says. "The alcohol is flowing, they can wear sexier clothes and they just generally loosen up." Ms. Benussi swears that, in her experience, it's all premeditated.

"There are women who join companies with large amounts of male employees with the sole intention of looking for a partner, and by that I mean an equity partner - one of the owners of the business. Christmas parties are notorious for people drinking to excess and flirting with the boss or senior manager they've secretly fancied all year. High-powered men who rarely get the chance to let their hair down may find themselves throwing caution to the wind.


And while she may have a point, and some women are calculating how to have a strategic affair with a powerful man, can these women be compared to flesh-eating fish? What about the men who eagerly and gladly participate in the liaisons? Aislinn Simpson of Telegraph actually paints this kind of man as the "hapless male." But doesn't it take two to tango, as they say? Ms. Benussi may call these women piranhas — but what do you call a man who willingly skinny-dips in infested waters? (Don't even get us started on the vagina dentata themes involved with women and fish... you know, pisces vaginales?)

Rich Men 'Must Beware The Office Piranha' [Telegraph]
Beware Of The Office Piranha: Male Bosses Warned Of Man-Eating Women Who Are Preying On Them [Daily Mail]



@DorothyZbornak: OMG you guyyysss, how awesome would it be if we could actually do this? Like, have summits once a year and vote someone out of the gender? Of course, I'd have to stay sober for the vote, and I can foresee that being a problem.

But srsly, all an inter-office baby proves is that he stuck it in her and enjoyed the experience. There's no reason anyone should conclude "she planned it!" from a request for child-support. So misogynist I feel kind of gaggy.