Is That a Balance Beam in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy That It's Time for Thighlights?

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It's Day 3 of Olympic Thighlights and the competition is heating up! (Not really — when it comes to Thighlights, we are all winners.) Today, we take a dip in the pool, soar to new heights on the balance beam, witness some heavy lifting and much, much more. Let's get physical.

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Gabrielle Douglas, USA, Balance Beam

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Hana Klapalova, Czech Republic, Beach Volleyball

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Alejandra Orozco Loza and Paola Espinosa Sanchez, Mexico, Women's Synchronised 10m Platform Diving

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Aleksander Aleksandrov of Bulgaria (L) and Juliano Fernando Gento Maquina of Mozambique (R), Boxing

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Alexandre Despatie and Reuben Ross, Canada, Men's Synchronised 3m Springboard Diving

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Allison Schmitt, USA, Women's 200m Freestyle

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Artur Beterbiev of Russia (L) and Michael Hunter II of the United States (R), Men's Heavy (91kg) Boxing

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Caitlin Leverenz, USA, Women's 200m Individual Medley

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Chad le Clos, South Africa, Men's 200m Butterfly

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Franck Engonga (R) of Gabon and Jongwoo Park (C) and Changsoo Kim (L) of Korea Republic, Men's Soccer

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Lu Sui, China, Balance Beam

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Maryna Shkermankova, Belarus, Women's 69kg Weightlifting

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Jonathan Horton, USA, Artistic Gymnastics

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Micah Lawrence, USA, Women's 200m Breaststroke

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Neymar of Brazil (L) and Koke of Spain (R), Soccer

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Pandelela Pamg and Mun Yee Leong, Malaysia, Women's Synchronised 10m Platform Diving

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Michael Phelps, USA, Men's 200m Individual Medley

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Kyla Ross, USA, Balance Beam

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Renata Costa, Brazil, Soccer

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Alexander Shatilov, Israel, Rings

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Toafitu Perive, Samoa, Men's 77kg Weightlifting

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Yibing Chen, China, Rings

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Mercy Apondi Obiero, Kenya, Women's 69kg Weightlifting

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Amaurys Perez, Italy, Men's Water Polo

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The human body really is an amazing thing.

Says the woman sitting on her couch watching Supernatural eating chocolate chips.