Is Rachel Zoe Smarter Than A Second-Grader? A Marie Claire Investigation

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This fall we gave Marie Claire style director Cleo Glyde shit for giving more space to the bony ass of hyperexposed celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe, but this month she errs on the opposite side and spends two pages lavishing all over a stylist who Googles zero, Geordy Noppe-Brandon. We have no idea where he came from, but as you can maybe tell from this picture with Isaac Mizrahi he as a little bit of that Andy Milonakis je ne sais quoi, except that instead of having a rare genetic disorder by which he talks in a high-pitched voice and doesn't age, Geordy is actually only seven years old, half the age of the leading Hollywood paparazzi photographers.

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Anyway, Geordy's guiding credo seems to be that he likes yellow, and — comfortable in his masculinity! — he likes his ladies in high heels. We're not quite sure what Marie Claire is trying to tell us about the occupation that is being a "stylist" — that you have to have a certain youthful spirit? That to embrace the modern feminine ideal, it helps to have never hit puberty? But we wish Geordy the very best.

Oh yeah, and we meant to look into this earlier but we are lazy: drinks on me to the first person who scans in the page of Rachel Zoe's book where she allegedly misspells "intact" as "in tack." Xoxo!

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I subscribe to Marie Claire and when I saw this in the magazine I wondered how long it would take before it was posted here.