We are supposed to believe that Lady Gaga is not thrilled that her fiance Taylor Kinney has been getting close to Cameron Diaz on the set of… wait for it… The Other Woman. Way to be on the nose, “reality!” According to a source:
“Cameron and Taylor have clicked on set and are getting on really well. Cameron and Taylor have been seen in cafes and went out for dinner. They were joined at the hip at a drinks party for Kate Upton’s birthday. They’ve been hanging out and the news has reached Gaga’s camp. It’s been a stressful time for Gaga with this on her plate as she’s recovering from hip surgery.”
Cammie has supposedly also introduced Taylor to her family. This is probably just some bullshit because tabloids (especially the Mail) are [TRAILER VOICE:] In A World… Where Women Are Always Threatened by Each Others’ Dick Stealing Capabilities, And Unmarried Women Always Be Prowlin’.
But fuck it, it’s a slow day. [The Daily Mail; lede image via Getty and Twitter]
Presenting Lady Gaga as a Normal bridesmaid of a Normal bride, looking exactly how I feel when I’m a bridesmaid. [News.com.au]
It has been 12 years since Cher performed on television if you don’t count the syndications of Burlesque that you watch on Ativan sometimes. I mean, performed LIVE. But she will hit the stage during the season finale of The Voice on June 18th to sing a new song called “Woman’s World” from her upcoming album, which I present to you here with no comment. [USA Today]
In a different timezone from where I was having my wine and Spaghetti-o dinner hunched over my desk, His Impishness Prince Harry and model Cara Delevigne did an intricate mating dance at a party Princess Beatrice threw. “The theme for the [party] was Hollywood Westerns. Cara kept stealing Harry’s cowboy hat and teasing him about his boots. He seemed to love it and obviously thought she was hilarious.”
Smoooooth. May as well just do a funny voice for his balls, brah. He even gave her a gift at the end, says our friend Source: “It was a silly thing – an in-flight magazine, which is a running joke between them to prove who has the most jet set lifestyle.” SOMEBODY has to ask the hard questions. [iol.co.za]
Kanye West wants to kill you and play with your blood. He’s recreating Jared Leto’s death scene in American Psycho with Scott Disick as Christian Bale (although James Franco was his first choice) and Kardashian friend Jonathan Cheban as Leto:
Sources further say the video, shot in Brooklyn, will re-create Christian Bale’s famous “Huey Lewis” monologue, but with Lewis’ name substituted by references to West and his forthcoming album “Yeezus.”
‘Ye wants it to go viral and create hype for his upcoming album Yeezus. [Page Six]
- “Fuck Tang,” says former in-space Tang drinker Buzz Aldrin. [TMZ]
- Nicolas Cage has two sunglasses hooked on his shirt, is the answer to that song “What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?” [TMZ]
- Russell Brand told Dave Letterman that he became a mailman because he thought he’d get laid a lot on his route, but it doesn’t work that way. Which is weird because I have fucked every mailman I have ever had? [YouTube]
- “People do expect me to be drunk most hours of every day. Everybody just always thinks I’m drunk! ‘Cause I just act kind of drunk in general.” –Ke$ha goes on an emotional journey. [Us Weekly]
- An amazing dog leaping into a pool photobombed Stacy Keibler. [People]
- One of Justin Bieber’s cars is leopard print. [TMZ]
- Speaking of Matt Damon’s butt crack! [tv3.ie]
- “See Jennifer Aniston’s hair braided from every angle” if that’s your thing. [People]
- Erin Brockovich’s mug shot. [Us Weekly]
- Even Brad Pitt knows zombies are over. [Express]
- Alec Baldwin did a podcast with The Wire creator David Simon. [WNYC]
- Pearl Jam did a special concert for Bill Clinton and Ben Affleck. If anyone knows the real lyrics to “Yellow Ledbetter,” it’s the Big Dog. Potato wave. [Page Six]
- Heidi Klum had a fight with boyfriend Martin Kristen in a restaurant. [Page Six]
- Ireland Baldwin reached out to Paris Jackson after her suicide attempt. [Gossip Cop]
- Chad Ochocinco Johnson’s going to jail for 30 days after violating probation in his domestic violence charge. [NYDN]
- Rihanna showed up late to a Welsh concert. [Radar Online]
- Here is Patrick Schwarzenegger “pumping it up.” [NYDN]
- “I only like Drake because he’s so ugly,” tweeted Amanda Bynes. [Radar Online]