The woman in the commercial for the mysterious "Lifestyle Lift," above, is not Bonnie Fuller, former editor of Star, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, and YM. But "Susan" certainly looks and sounds like the notoriously-difficult, oft-mocked editorial director of American Media. Coincidence? You be the judge. Here's a clip of the real Bonnie to help. Also, what the fuck is the Lifestyle Lift, anyway?