The clip above aired on Entertainment Tonight on Friday, and we're so obsessed with it that we didn't want to wait until Monday to post it. It's a red carpet interview with Elizabeth Taylor for a segment on ET called "Real or Rumor." Word is that Elizabeth is engaged to be married—for the ninth time—to this middle-aged black man who is very Andre Leon Talley-esque. (Translation: GAY.) Either old age or the decades of drug and alcohol addiction (or a combination of both) has made Elizabeth seem out of it. She doesn't really understand what the interviewer is asking her, and the interviewer doesn't really understand that, accepting Elizabeth's confusion as a denial of the gossip, thus qualifying it as "Rumor." The best part is the last three seconds. You'll want to watch it over and over.