On last night's episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the gang got pissed at a newspaper writeup of their bar that said that Paddy's Pub is the worst bar in Philadelphia. (The writer had ordered a Chardonnay, and Dee called him a faggot.) So Charlie kidnapped him, and they taped him to a chair and tried to force him to write a good review of the bar. While he was working on that, he requested another glass of white wine. Dee brought him a scotch 'cause it was "less faggy." On another note: what the hell happened to Danny DeVito in this episode? He was nowhere to be found, and there was no explanation for it. Clip above.