The new issue of Cosmopolitan has one of those "Sexy Vs. Skanky" charticles the magazine's editors just love to do. But here's the thing: They've got "a built-in home stripper pole" on the "sexy" side, not the "skanky" side. After the jump, the Jezebels weigh in.

I say: Skanky.
Anna: Skanky. And stupid.
Moe: Skanky.
Tracie: Skanky.
Jennifer: Funny, as a conversation piece.