Happy Friday! Looking for something to do this weekend? How about learning a new skill? How about queefing on command? Here's an instructional video to show you how! You know, it's crass and stuff, but I kinda love the idea of queefing on command because it's something hilarious and immature that only girls can do. Because you know that if boys had the ability to queef, they'd do it all the time and the most inappropriate moments and develop some kind of game like "Door Knob" around it.
@NeverNikki: Ha! Sorry. I think the worst word in the world is "rump". BLAGH! HOLY CRAP! Terrible, terrible word.
@nellicat: If a man can giggle at your queefs, he's a keeper... "Mommy? When did you fall in love with daddy?" "Well Timmy, we were fucking like drugged lab animals one night and mommy queefed. When daddy laughed, I knew he was the one..."