Over the weekend, 150 men from eight countries gathered in the Austrian Alps for the European Beard And Moustache Championship. Check out HuffPo's gallery of the contestants primping and showing off their 'staches, and do try to contain yourselves, ladies.
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Ugh, I blame these people for the spate of hipsters with their ironic facial hair.
It's wierd, I love stubble on some guys, but heavily groomed facial hair bothers me. Partly because my Dad has always had a mustache so if I see one on a hot guy I get cognitive dissonance, but also it just seems so wanky. I picture them walking around with tiny little combs and teeny little vials of hair wax.