Helen Mirren: "I decided to get a tattoo because it was the most shocking thing I could think of doing... And now I'm utterly disgusted and shocked because it's become completely mainstream, which is unacceptable to me." [Express]
If she's so concerned about being "edgy," maybe she should get a face tattoo or neck tattoo. That's not mainstream; in fact, whenever I see someone with a face or neck tattoo, I just assume that they are fucking insane. It's the final tattoo frontier.
Your move, Mirren.