In today's Times of London, Keith Richards, for some inexplicable reason, is allowed to free-associate on, of all things, fashion. Behold: "Fashion thinks more about me than what I think about it. I just wore what I wore and people noticed. The sexiest thing a woman could wear? Being stark f***ing naked....I don't do underwear. I never do the washing. How would I know whether my clothes stink? I throw them away....I can't say I'm bothered about the fate of the planet. I got a guitar case out of Louis Vuitton. They paid me a lot of money and it's all going to charity. I'm going to charity." [Times of London]


Spaceman Bill Leah

So he's going to charity? Does that mean he's donating his body to science when he dies because I would love to read that fucking autopsy report.