In Southern California, Tom Selleck is headed toward a settlement in the legal fight over his water thievery, according to the BBC. It’s unclear how much Magnum P.I. is going to be paying for swindling all that water—but it’s probably a nice sum, since he’s allegedly carted away enough to water a small avocado farm. Who are you really, Selleck? Who are you really?
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