Some days I look at the young, fresh-faced, curmudgeonly child in the photo above and wonder: how is it possible…
First of all, a huge shout out to all the non-Trump related shade sent to me this week. Communication is the most…
It’s starting to feel like this has turned into one giant Donald Trump shade column and I hate hate hate it. I…
Box wine. That’s all I’m going to say, guys. Lots and lots of box wine.
Does anyone else need a drink? Goddamn. Let’s do this.
Today is a very bad and extremely sad day.
Welcome to the first Shade Court of 2017, the final year of American democracy and the year I finally own more than…
Here we are. Can you believe it? Did you, like me, worry we’d be stuck in a never-ending vortex wherein this year…
Let me anger bigots around the country by wishing you a very happy holidays.
Guys, how many more weeks are left in this year? What are the odds 2017 will bring about a greater national…
Hello, welcome to Shade Court, and no, I did not include Donald Trump’s Hitler-lite Time Magazine cover because I…
Is it possible to have a very slow stroke that lasts an entire year? It must be, because I know no other way to…
I’m sure we all have a lot of family interaction, leftover pie-eating and donating to Standing Rock to do, so let’s…
Hello. The world is falling apart. I’m terrified, but here we are. Last week I was very much not in the mood to be…
I fully believe in the separation of church and state, so consider my following words not a prayer, but a mere hope…
Hello. We are all here, on this Earth, breathing in and out, trying to stay sane and hydrated. One day at a time,…
It is Friday yet again and here I sit on my bench—ready to judge, ready to shade, ready for this goddamn election to…
Apologies in advance for the overwhelming presence of Donald Trump this week. The orange glow emitting from my…
You know when the entire technological world is conspiring against you? When they don’t want you to be great? When…
My goodness, what a week. What a treasure trove! I can honestly say that I was bombarded with shade-related content…