In An Intellectual Battle Between The Jersey Housewives, We All Lose

Last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey followed the housewives and their respective families on an exotic vacation in the Dominican Republic. The crew stayed in Punta Cana, which, obviously, the producers chose based on the number of jokes they expected the Manzo boys to make about the name.

At dinner, Albie, Chris, and their friends held a “Punta Princess Contest” in which the ladies were judged on their style, creativity, and intellect. Yes, intellect. You can probably already tell where this is going. Melissa Gorga struggled to come up with the name of our Vice President. Her final answer: “That white guy with the grey hair …Dick Cheney!”