In today's Tweet Beat, many celebrities voted and shared their accomplishment on Twitter, Big Sean has discovered the miracle that is coconut oil and Steven Tyler finally ditches the scarves.
I'm glad people are proud of voting, because I just went in there uninformed and left feeling like I should have done fifteen minutes of research. Half the questions were stuff I knew nothing about and left blank, like "Should Talizabeth Goodpussy stay on the Utah Supreme Court?" It never ever occurred to me that Utah has a supreme court.
Now. Onto a topic I do know something about. How DARE you have nightmares about being in Hufflepuff? You don't get sorted into a house based on the qualities you have, you get sorted based on the qualities you value most highly. That's why followers like Crabbe and Goyle were in Slytherin, even though they don't have cunning or ambition - they look up to people who do. That's why cowards like Peter Pettigrew were in Gryffindor. THEREFORE, Hufflepuff is the best house. If you think bravery or intelligence or ambition is more important than being egalitarian and treating everyone with respect, guess what? You're a shithead. You think Cedric Diggory was just some stupid little bitch? Cedric Diggory was a saint and you are not fit to kiss the hem of his garment.
(PS: I'm pretty sure I didn't come up with this Hogwarts theory by myself. I'm pretty sure I stole it from the AV Club or something.)