Calling all the basic bitches: The dreams of Broad City's Ilana have finally come true! She has given birth to her friend Abbi's child. The baby (a 1-pound doll covered in lube) and mother are both healthy and resting happily.
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The so-old-i-forgot-about-it reference to lohanthony is so perfectly Abbi. I know Ilana is crazy, but Abbi's lameness makes her my favorite character ever.