If you thought your apartment was bad, getta load of these rooms. Happy apartment hunting!
Just move to Queens already. The amount of suffering the average transplant (yes, I hate that word too) goes through to live in Manhattan or Brooklyn is ridiculous. We've got a much higher standard of living over here, a commute to Manhattan that's just as short as Brooklyn's, better restaurants (you can find the best of any kind of ethnic food you could possible imagine), bigger apartments, parking, and a noticeable lack of hipsters (I hate this word too but it's the only one that works here). You don't NEED to suffer to live in a hip zip code.