Jezebel's Tips for Single Ladies:
#1: Never abort at the dinner table. Save it for dessert.
#2: Never date Tiger Woods.
#3: Bonerkilling should be done to your date's friends only, or, after the date when the boner is no longer required. Exception: the presence of a "Palin 2012!" bumper sticker on his car.
#4: Vet your date for "Team Cake" or "Team Pie" status before you go out.
#5: Never mention marriage to your date. You're a slaggy harridan who will never marry anyhow.