If you have not checked out The Toast's insidiously funny rundown of the Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez coupling, you are missing out. ("I'm having so many good times all at once now. It's hard to tell from my face, but that's…this is good, what is happening to me now.") It's like they employed psychic mind readers or something.
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