Two new facts about Jennifer Lawrence: 1. She does not want Donald Trump to be president. 2. She occasionally uses the sink as a toilet.
“If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world,” Lawrence said while out on her promotional tour for Mockingjay — Part 2.
After co-star Liam Hemsworth agreed with her, she continued:
“I genuinely believe that reality television has reached the ultimate place where now even things like this might just be for entertainment,” she says. “It’s either that or it’s Hillary’s brilliant idea...I was watching him on the campaign trail and one guy said, ‘I love Donald Trump because he’s saying everything I’m thinking and I just can’t say it because of the PC factor.’ And I’m thinking, ‘You are absolutely right. That’s who I want representing my country, somebody politically incorrect. That will just be perfect.’”
But onto her more important comments about urine. During an interview with MTV’s Josh Horowitz, Lawrence was asked if she’s ever peed in a bidet (the question was submitted by her friend—but not her best friend—Amy Schumer).
Josh Horowitz: Amy wants to know: have you ever peed in a bidet?
Jennifer Lawrence: This is an ongoing conversation with me and Amy. I’ll take it one step further. I’ve peed in some sinks. When two girls go into a bathroom, someone’s gotta take a sink! I actually like taking the sink.
Josh Hutcherson: One could wait...
Lawrence: One could wait!
Hutcherson: One could just wait!
Lawrence: But if the one waiting is me? She’s going in the sink.
A fun thing to think about that next time you go in the bathroom after Jennifer Lawrence!
Remember two days ago when Taylor Swift was being all “what the fuck do you people know?” when the press was speculating that she bought a $25 million house in Beverly Hills? Well, guess what? She DID buy a $25 million house in Beverly Hills. [TMZ]
But, in better Taylor Swift news, she also donated $50,000 to the year-old nephew of one of her backup dancers after a GoFundMe was set up to help pay for the baby’s cancer treatment. Hard to mock Taylor for that and—since my heart is made of black ice and sincerity makes me very uncomfortable—I am going to hurry past this story and move onto a celebrity that I can properly make fun of. [People]
- Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black found happiness together and are going to get married. What a couple of losers! [Hello!]
- Kate Winslet doesn’t find therapy helpful. Fuck her! [E! News]
- Ohhhh, it’s international treasure Julie Andrews’ birthday today? Congratu-fucking-lations. [People]
- Way to go on being born, Ashton “DORKWAD” Kutcher. [Radar]
- Emily Blunt was “classy” in an interview? More like Emily Blunt was BORING in an interview. LOL. [ONTD]
- Dang it. Today is really not my day.
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