Sandra Lee, America’s patron saint of not going the extra mile, has been appearing on ABC’s Good Morning America quite a bit lately, and Page Six reports that it’s no accident. The former host of Food Network’s Semi-Homemade Meals and current purveyor of a line of margaritas called Cocktail Time is “about to launch a new lifestyle TV show with the network.”

We’re told the domestic doyenne — who also has magazines and cookbooks in her empire — is still in talks for the yet-to-be-named program.

“Yet-to-be-named”? I’m more than happy to give you some options, ABC!

  • Semi-Homemaker with Sandra Lee
  • Half the Bottle and Half the Battle with Sandra Lee
  • Fixin’ To Live with Sandra Lee
  • Half-Assed Lifestyle with Sandra Lee
  • Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with Sandra Lee
  • Just Glue It with Sandra Lee
  • Good Enough with Sandra Lee
  • That’ll Do with Sandra Lee
  • Fool ‘Em All with Sandra Lee
  • No One Will Know The Difference with Sandra Lee
  • Have a Drink and Pay Someone Else To Do It with Sandra Lee
  • Oh God That Was Today? with Sandra Lee
  • Andrew, Have You Seen My Glue Gun? with Sandra Lee
  • Your Secret’s Safe with Sandra Lee
  • Give Your Life a Semi with Sandra Lee
  • Pour Another and Scrolling Through Your Pinterest Feed with Sandra Lee

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