[Beverly Hills; February 19, 1983. Image via Getty]
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I'm having junior high school flashback: I come in late to a class during a movie, accidentally step in front of the projector, and the (male, duh) teacher says, "Get to your seat, IHateYour Escalade. Nobody wants to look at you. If you were Christie Brinkley, okay, but you're not." The whole class laughs.
Excuse me while I go crawl under the covers in mortification.