With all due respect to âTrap Queenâ and other strong contenders for this yearâs seasonal jam, here is my pick for song of the summer: Amy Schumerâs One Direction parody, âGirl, You Donât Need Makeup.â
Not only is it a perfect evisceration of every dumb âYouâre So Beautiful Just Like U R (As Long As Youâre Conventionally Beautiful)â pop song ever written, but it is also a genuinely catchy tune At least one Jezebel staffer who shall remain nameless has already listened to it four times. âThese are just metaphors, girlâbut they are about your face.â Give these boy-band dorks their official song of summer trophy!
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