God, I've missed these harpies.

Season 6 of the Real Housewives of New York City ended with a bang, literally, as psychotic fembot Aviva Drescher slammed her fake leg onto a table and everyone screamed and ran away. This season, Aviva is gone and Bethenny is BACK, along with a new cast member named Dorinda something-or-other who will have to work very hard to impress me.

Judging by this newly-released trailer, this season of RHONY will have everything: Bethenny and Ramona will sob about their failed marriages, my True Guiding Light Carole Radziwill will reference her exciting sex life, Season 6 champion Countess LuAnn will threaten to shove someone's face "in the caviar," Kristen will spend her time on camera shrieking and trying to get Ramona's hair wet, Sonja will remain blackout drunk but still, somehow, alive, and Heather will lose her cool in Turks and Caicos.

April 7 cannot come quickly enough.

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