Despite what has been written on this website in the past, Crocs are an ugly shoe and should be neither seen nor heard. The only appropriate places for a Croc are hospitals and nursing homes. Yet Bad Bunny has chosen, against what I need to believe is his better judgement, to bring Crocs back into polite society with an all-white, glow-in-the-dark clog peppered with Bad Bunny Jibbitz charms. Even though the Crocs have been blessed by the touch of the rabbit gawd, they are still hideous and not even the darkness can hide that fact.

These very ugly white clogs drop Tuesday at noon and will likely be sold out by at the very latest 12:02 pm EST. When I fill out the application for Bad Bunny’s sainthood, I will be sure to add “making Crocs acceptable” to the list of miracles that happened in his name. Let the church say amen.