Is your butthole dry and in need of a creamy kick? Well, good news for people building sandwiches in their asses — or for those just in need of some emergency lube — but two Canadian performance artists took to the stage to deliver a performance that featured not one..., not two..., but three (ha ha ha!) mayonnaise enemas.
Here's the whole love story via CBC:
A controversial Fringe Festival performance featuring two naked actors engaging in mayonnaise enemas and a sexual act on stage left some audience members in shock while others walked out of the theatre.
The show, Hollywood Hen Pit, stars Doug Melnyk and Ian Mozdzen, who have been known for their edgy performances, having raised eyebrows in 2011 with their Fringe play Monopoly Man Pit.
This year’s performance is about the life of an aging Hollywood starlet as performed by two nude men.
“What I saw were not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas,” said Fringe Festival reviewer Michelle Palansky, who was in the audience Friday night.
“By the third time…I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime.”
Well, it sound like an intense performance — although it must be stated again that mayo could be an excellent stand-in lube if you're looking to go downtown to sandwich town.