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Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. He's a photographer, actor, and poet from Dubai — and he was one of the men kicked out of Saudi Arabia because he's really, really ridiculously good looking. Are you now using your T-Mobile Sidekick as a stop-gap masturbatory aid until you get home? Or are you already dry humping your computer tower?
Saudi Arabia's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices deported three men — all delegates from the United Arab Emirates in town for the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival — because the commission was afraid women would get naked and writhe in the streets at the very thought of throwing themselves on these tempters. That, or as some are speculating, because Saudi Arabia wanted to punish the UAE for allowing one of their provocative lady artists to attend the fest.
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