Human Skull (or Skull-Shaped Rock) Found on Mama June Shannon's Property

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It’s slightly surprising that Mama June Shannon of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo keeps clawing her way back into the limelight, but—heck—so long as she’s coming with tales of human remains found in her yard, I’m (momentarily) glad that she’s here.


TMZ reports that police were brought to June’s recently bought investment property in Griffin, GA to investigate a potential human skull that was found on the property:

The Griffin Police Dept tells us the workers found a long abandoned water well on the property ... and after scoping it with a cell phone tied to a rope ... believe they saw the remains of a human skull.

June was not on the property at the time ... but was notified by the workers after they called police.

Cops say they scoped the well with their own video equipment ... and believe the object is a rock, but say they’re going to return in the morning with a cadaver sniffing dog, just to be safe.

Good to be safe because that rock is definitely a skull.

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