Attention all ROUS and Princess Bride fans: Cary Elwes is publishing a memoir about his most famous role. As You Wish: Tales From the Princess Bride will hit shelves this fall. Pretty sure Westley will have some great stories… To think otherwise is inconceivable!
*While watching the opening Buttercup Westley scenes in The Princess Bride*
(The Decidedly Hetero) Monsieur: Okay. How do most women keep from feverishly masturbating every time this dude comes on screen?
Me: Haha! … now can you hand me that blanket and just keep your eyes on the movie, please?