How to Purchase a Mail-Order Bride, Ethically

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Welcome back to Pot Psychology, Jezebel's biweekly advice column, in which we attempt to solve people's problems with an herbal remedy. In this episode, we discuss weight gain, cotton swabs, and gayness.

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celia
Celia the Vampire Slaying Vampire

I love the stoned slathering on of Clinique's "Black Honey".

ETA: It looks good! Not "slathering" in a negative way, just the application method :P