How Should Harper's Bazaar Style Susan Boyle?

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Everyone's favorite dream-dreamin' Scotswoman, Susan Boyle, has reportedly landed a spread in September's Harper's Bazaar. And we've got a few ideas for their art directors...

After hearing about this forthcoming exercise in glossiness, formerly-anonymous Jenna and I speculated about how, exactly, the 48-year-old Boyle has been transformed. We can see it going in several directions, none of them good: the standard dignified/lounging/satin gown treatment they give non-fashion types like First Ladies; Boyle sports fall fashions (doubtful), possibly with some vacant-looking male model at her side; or something ludicrous. If they go with the latter, have we got some ideas for them:

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Obviously, the spread should evoke Scotland. May we suggest Susan Boyle as Celtic Warrior Queen?


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Susan Boyle as Mary, Queen of Scots...


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And as if it needs saying, Susan Boyle in Brigadoon. We recommend Gerard Butler in the Gene Kelly role. (Hey, he did Phantom!)


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Maybe Bazaar will want to do one of those "tributes to famous singers" deals.


Or maybe they'll just do something...random.


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Boyle To Appear In Fashion Magazine [Daily Mail]

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Let's just hope they don't go hog-wild with Photoshop, or they could wind up with a Catherine Zeta Jones-Susan Boyle hybrid.