Hotels have to deal with some pretty skanky things: There are all those used condoms in trash cans, semen-soaked towels, and bedspreads of which we are pathologically afraid because we hear they are never, ever cleaned. But one thing we never think about? Naked sleepwalking. Apparently this problem is running rampant in our nation's hotels! More than 400 cases alone were reported last year, and now employees at TravelLodge hotels are undergoing special training on how to deal with these nighttime nudies. Uh, how about throw a robe in their direction and run? [FoxNews]
On a recent trip to Philly, I walked out in the hall at about 2:00am in a t-shirt, and not a particularly long t-shirt,and asked a security guard where the soda machine was. She told me and looked at me strangely, but I got my Pepsi and went back to bed. Seemed like a dream, but there the pepsi was the next morning.