Horsemen 1 and 2 of the Apocalypse Attend a Fun Party

On the left, we have Ann Coulter, who once said, “Liberals love America like O. J. loved Nicole.” On the right, Flo Rida, who once said, “So that birthday cake get a cobra/Buggati for real, I’m cold bruh/That auto-biography rover/Got the key to my city it’s over/It’s no thots, only Anna Kournikova’s.” In the middle, a billion of the universe’s most sacred and unknowable secrets.

In lieu of an engagement ring, I’d accept a framed 20X30 inch print of this to hang directly over my bed. The uncropped version can be seen (and meditated upon) below.

Life is beautiful, guys.

Image via Getty. Flo Rida and Ann Coulter attend ‘The 35 Most Powerful People In Media’ celebrated by The Hollywoood Reporter at Four Seasons Restaurant on April 8, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)