Horrifying Pregnant Barbie Stolen From Old Dude

A 67-year-old Illinois man says his pregnant Midge doll, which he claims is worth $400, has been stolen. Some people apparently complained about the doll when she was released in 2002, because she was not sold with a spouse. However, the real problem is that her “magnetic, detachable stomach” and removable fetus are creepy as shit.

Image via Mattel.