Kirsten Dunst is thisclose to signing onto a starring role in the period (it's set in the '80s!) film All Good Things, playing a "beautiful girl from the wrong side of the tracks" who falls in love with a rich guy (Ryan Gosling) and then disappears, reports Variety. And one of Dunst's peers in young Hollywood hipsterdom, Selma Blair, has finally gotten a high-profile job: She is partnering with former SNL actress Molly Shannon for the comedy pilot Kath & Kim, based on the hit Australian sitcom of the same name about the wacky relationship between a mother and daughter. Lastly, Penelope Cruz will be voicing the role of Juarez the Guinea Pig in the half-animated/half-live-action film G-Force. Do you think she'll squeak in Spanish? [Variety, Reuters, UPI]
I hate her more than any other actress in Hollywood. Shall I count the ways?
• Her eyes are too squinty
• Her eyes are too far apart
• The her upper lip is too large
• She has no lips, actually
• Her hair looks like the result of ten years of crack smoking
• She smiles like an idiot
• She couldn't act her way out of an episode of Sabado Gigante
And finally, she's WAAAAAAY too fucking skinny. For some reason she's confused with Julia Stiles, which I don't fucking understand at all. I hate this girl so, so much. She's ruined the Spiderman movies entirely for me.