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Honey Boo Boo Child Gets Her Own Series, Becomes the True Ultimate Grand Supreme

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Praise the Lord for America is truly blessed. Breakout star of Toddlers and Tiaras, Go-Go Juice connoisseur and angel on Earth Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson has been given her own spinoff series on The Learning Channel set to air this August. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child will give viewers "an inside look into Alana's world."

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The series will consist of six 30-minute long episodes though, if enough of us bombard the network (and, again, the network is The Learning Channel) with requests, they will surely make more. How many episodes is enough? 23? 100? A WHOLE CHANNEL DEVOTED TO ALANA 24/7?!?!

It's a long time until August. Please satisfy yourself with this .gif wall (courtesy of Matt Cherette) in the meantime.

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Honey Boo Boo Starring in Toddlers & Tiaras Spinoff! [US Weekly]

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DISCUSSION

Yes, let's keep giving people money for abusing their kids, and let's keep watching them do it! God. Damn. Sometimes I really, really fucking hate humanity. This is one of those times. Fuck TLC for glamorizing this kind of behavior too.

#majorgrumpfacerightnow