Hillary Dresses Like A Total Whore

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Hey guys! We're back from Washington, finally, and wearing something other than that (synthetic) dress we borrowed Monday night (smell: heavenly) and it turns out we left just in time to miss a MONUMENTAL FASHION EVENT: a lifting of the long-held ban on the display of Hillary Clinton top-boob. Yes, folks, this is what passes for cleavage in that town. Can you make it out from this picture? It looks like a cross between Vanessa Minnillo's sex face and those mobile bioweapons laboratories as seen from space, right? Anyway, after furnishing a comprehensive timeline of the Clinton no between-boobage policy, Washington Post fashion critic Robin Givhan subtly suggests she does not approve:

But really, it was more like catching a man with his fly unzipped. Just look away!

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Oh, SNAP!

A reference to everyone's favorite Commando In Chief! A low blow (heh) perhaps, but everyone needs a skintervention once in awhile! There's always a next time on C-Span, Hil! Just don't wear the possibility you're not a frigid lesbian on your sleeve so much!

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Hillary Clinton's Tentative Dip Into New Neckline Territory [Washington Post]

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I work in DC at a lobbying firm (ugh I know - it is only for the health insurance) across the street from the White House. Recently I had someone who worked in our mail room tell me my dress was too short and that all the employees down there had been discussing it.

WTF?!? Who put them in charge? I felt like I was at Catholic school and they were going to make me kneel to see if my skirt touched the ground.

As follow up, I'm wearing the same dress again today. I look hot.