Conditioner? Extensions? Extensions, then condition the extensions? Then a two-step bleaching process (*Googles best ombre NYC + pubes*) and probably a toner over top to get that ash-blonde lusciousness this "furkini" does so well?

Hey, quick question: would you wear this?

Who wore it better, Kim Kardashian's bosom or Kim Kardashian's pelvic mound?

Let's take a closer look.

Your move, Amber Rose. Your citizens await.