Hey, Quick Question: How Do I Get My Bush to Look Like This

Conditioner? Extensions? Extensions, then condition the extensions? Then a two-step bleaching process (*Googles best ombre NYC + pubes*) and probably a toner over top to get that ash-blonde lusciousness this "furkini" does so well?

Hey, quick question: would you wear this?

Who wore it better, Kim Kardashian's bosom or Kim Kardashian's pelvic mound?

Let's take a closer look.

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Your move, Amber Rose. Your citizens await.

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