Hey, nerds: Jezebel is liveblogging both of tonight’s spewing pustule GOP primary debates, airing on Fox News at 5 and 9 pm EST. It’ll be a veritable orgy of good opinions on bad opinions on even worse opinions, and you’d be a fool to miss it.
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Thank god. I will be hate watching with my family who will be seriously watching. I’m taking bets on how long I’ll last before audibly groaning/sarcastically snorting.