I almost did not go but there was a mean kid right in front of me who kept asking why I was so scared so I had to show him. He had been on the slide twenty five (25) times and told me that I probably (probably) wouldn't die. He also mocked a small child who refused to be dropped straight down twenty (20) feet for being a wimp. That would not happen to me!


I asked the slide operator whether she had been on the ride before but she had not because it was too scary. Luckily, I took several beta blockers before I entered the park so I was literally unable to produce a fear response. (That is why I also braved the wave pool where I promptly swallowed three (3) to five (5) gallons of chlorinated urine.)

What a good day!