If you only get around to your Christmas shopping around New Years', you might pick up The Year's Work in Lebowski Studies, a collection of essays like "‘The Big Lebowski' and Paul de Man: Historicizing Irony and Ironizing Historicism." [NYT]
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!