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Heterosexual Hugh Jackman Gives Barbara Walters A Lap Dance

For her 28th annual Oscar special, Barbara Walters interviewed Hugh Jackman, and asked him if he is gay. He said no. Then she asked him for a lap dance. He said yes.



The Jonas Brothers were up first. For as much as I immerse myself in pop culture, I know nothing about these guys except that they're virgins and proud of it. I'm old now, because I can't tell which one is supposed to be the cute one. However, based solely on looks, I think this one — who has juvenile diabeedus — is most likely the gay one:

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These two have decidedly ungay eyebrows.

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twerpsichore-old
Twerpsichore

Hm. If this had been Morley Safer asking Ann Hathaway for a lapdance, methinks there would have been something of a shitstorm.