For her 28th annual Oscar special, Barbara Walters interviewed Hugh Jackman, and asked him if he is gay. He said no. Then she asked him for a lap dance. He said yes.

The Jonas Brothers were up first. For as much as I immerse myself in pop culture, I know nothing about these guys except that they're virgins and proud of it. I'm old now, because I can't tell which one is supposed to be the cute one. However, based solely on looks, I think this one โ€” who has juvenile diabeedus โ€” is most likely the gay one:

These two have decidedly ungay eyebrows.


RIP Loki