In the spirit of the DASH store vigil for Kim Kardashian's marriage, today a massive crowd of Ryan Gosling fans (okay, about 12 people) gathered outside People magazine headquarters to protest the editors' decision to name Bradley Cooper 2011's Sexiest Man Alive. When we last checked, the year was not 2009 and People wasn't a publication that caters exclusively to 14-year-old boys. The folks behind Time Person Of The Year should take this as a warning. Sure, Steve Jobs changed the world and stuff, but Ryan Gosling fans will be vindicated.

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