Herman Cain's Non-Victims Come Forward In Parody PSA

Sure, Herman Cain has been dogged by allegations of sexual harassment, but this year he’s urging Santa, and the American public, to think of all the ladies that he hasn’t kissed. Some of the millions of women Cain definitely didn’t harass have bravely come forward in this commercial for Funny or Die. As they point out, even if he made inappropriate advances toward 90 women, “That’s only 0.000000214 percent of the world’s entire female population.” As Cain would surely point out, he’s shown impressive restraint!

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