Here's the Hottest Dog in the World

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Meet CJ, the German shorthaired pointer who has come to steal your girl.

Best in Show winner of the 2016 Westminster Dog Show, CJ’s full name is “GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey” a series of words that affords me a terrifying glimpse into a world I cannot hope to comprehend. Dog pretty. Me pet dog.

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Here dog stand like person friend:

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We all may imagine shaking hands with a dog as elite and fancy as CJ, but the reality is, we stand a better chance with this treat stealing sneak of a Leonberger noticed by Mashable and the all the single folk watching the Westminster Dog Show alone on a Tuesday night:

Yeah, that’s more my league.

Image via Westminster Dog Show.


Contact the author at aimee.lutkin@jezebel.com.

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AllieCat demands hats on cats-is probable weirdo

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

YOU’D BE LUCKY TO BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS BUDDY.

IF YOURE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HIM THOUGH I DO RECOMMEND SOME COUNSELING OR SOMETHING. THATS NOT OKAY. YOU SICKO.